Random Post #456. This is why I don't get work done. We just came up with this a few minutes ago. :)

The Chafing

An innocent school teacher is subject to a daring experimental operation. A crotch transplant. What he doesn't know is that his transplanted crotch came from a serial killer and he now uncontrollably screws people to death!
I was on the way home tonight and heard a radio ad for "chewable spearmint flavored birth control pills". Really???? WTF? Sorry I just have to say that again...WTF?!?! Not that I have anything against birth control but who decided on spearmint flavor? It's just a matter of time before they make Coke flavored birth control or fried chicken flavored or something.

Sorry I just had to share my WTF-ness. :)


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