So Long Cruel World!

[satyrnfive]

I got this spam message today and just thought it was too weird to not share. Well...hopefully it's spam. If I turn up dead soon then please avenge me.


Hello,
How are you doing today?, I was paid
to assassinate you,but I felt it will be
right for me to inform you and hear
from you,before carrying out my
operations.
I honestly tell you that this contract
was given to me by a close business friend
of yours, with effect to you reading this
e-mail,note that you are not safe.
I will appreciate if you to act very fast
to this
mail or else I will be forced to carry
out my work.
I have all your informations with me
now,as am talking to you.
If you feel contacting a securty firm
or the police will make you safe,I want
to also let you know that it will not
stop me,it will rather make me to carry
out my operations very fast,so stay cool
and contact me for negotiations.Note that
I sent this email after keeping an eye on
You for over ten days,so you can see what
I ment by telling you that a security
firm can’t save you.Just wating to hear
from you,so I know if I can change my
mind under the grounds of negotiation,
and I think,after negotiation I will be
ready to inform you about who sent me.
I am from a well trained group that
In the middle east that carries out
Suicide bombing and special killings,
For top government officials.
Note that I am all around you,so make
sure you don't do anything more that
contacting me,if not you will regret it.
I await your comment on this.
Mr. Green Umar.

Comments

[malana.livejournal.com]

WTF? That is truly strange.

[xphoenixrising.livejournal.com]

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[spankerella.livejournal.com]

WTF? Seriously.

[jo_anne_storm]

Well... That's definitely a new take on spam. I'm not sure whether I should laugh or just be highly disturbed...

[senor-coconut-1.livejournal.com]

His group carries out suicide bombings...and yet, he is still alive...I mean, after one suicide bombing, you can't really do another one...

[slayerkate.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess I should congratulate you, since you seem to be important enough to warrant assassination. Bravo!

Just give the guy some cookies. He'll back off.

[azraelz-angel.livejournal.com]

Oh my god - What the Fuck!?!?!

Seriously, who sends someone an email like that. And with no spaces after commas - what the hell are they thinking? Any death threat should be at least grammatically correct to be taken seriously.

Spam needs to be done away with.

same

[(Anonymous)]

I just got the same one...word for word. I found your blog by doing a google search for Mr. Green Umar. Let me know if you die, okay?

i just got the exact same one!

[(Anonymous)]

too funny.... the problem is ... i know a couple people that would love to kill me!

oh well... at least this one is a fake!

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[azraelz-angel.livejournal.com]

I just heard on wrnr (local radio station) that this hoax has been outed as a hoax nationally apparently. So, apparently you are safe.

If you still have the email there is a government email that you can email it to... I'd have to google for it because I've forgotten already.

But you are not alone in your death threat!!