What the F#@K Did You Just Say?

[satyrnfive]

So I am just sitting here looking up some stuff on the net with my not-quite-2-yr-old daughter right beside me watching TV. Imagine my surprise when out of the blue she says "Fuck!"

I hoped that maybe she was trying to say some spanish word or something that the cartoon was saying. So of course I say: "What did you say?"

She looks up at me. "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" Which was quickly followed by "Fucker!"

Maybe I'll just let mommy discover that on her own. :) I swear it wasn't me! Must be that potty mouth mommy! Either that or somehow my daughter read Jinni's LJ. LOL

Comments

[kaylashay81]

...and now you can embarass her when she's ready to go on that first date.

I don't really know what my first cuss was... I still get that embarassed feeling if I say cuss words in front of my parents. Damn conscious. Although, knowing my dad, it was probably the phrase, "Damn bastards!"

Although, I do know that my brother's first spoken word was "shit". He picked that up when my uncle was babysitting him and he got a case of baby diahrea... :-D

[satyrnfive.livejournal.com]

First date embarassment material will be at hand later. I just got digital prints done of every pic I have of my daughter. Even those crazy "naked baby" ones that all kids fear.

I don't really cuss either but sometimes I find myself doing at home sometimes when my daughter decides to do crazy things like climb onto the table and pour pepsi onto a box of comics from the 1960's or randomly kicks me in the crotch while watching TV. Let me assure it doesn't feel good at all. :o

Other than that I quit doing it since I don't want to encourage it in my store. And when I do people get shocked as hell. :)