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satyrnfive) wrote2006-07-30 01:50 am
satyrnfive) wrote2006-07-30 01:50 am
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Baby Secret Technique #2
So my 19 month old daughter is sitting on the couch climbing all over me. She is baby talking a mile a minute. Apparently I should have listened better. She was trying to tell me what she wanted. It seemed she wanted to go play in the bathtub.
The message was delivered via...
...via a pungent smell and a wet feeling on my arm. What better way to get daddy to put you in the tub than to spray so much liquid poop into your diaper that it leaks out onto my arm, shirt and couch. yuck. So if you ever find yourself in need of a bath at work or at the gym all you have to do is remember secret technique #2. Spray yourself or your friends with poop and you will get that bath.
The message was delivered via...
...via a pungent smell and a wet feeling on my arm. What better way to get daddy to put you in the tub than to spray so much liquid poop into your diaper that it leaks out onto my arm, shirt and couch. yuck. So if you ever find yourself in need of a bath at work or at the gym all you have to do is remember secret technique #2. Spray yourself or your friends with poop and you will get that bath.
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