What the F#@K Did You Just Say?

[satyrnfive]

So I am just sitting here looking up some stuff on the net with my not-quite-2-yr-old daughter right beside me watching TV. Imagine my surprise when out of the blue she says "Fuck!"

I hoped that maybe she was trying to say some spanish word or something that the cartoon was saying. So of course I say: "What did you say?"

She looks up at me. "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" Which was quickly followed by "Fucker!"

Maybe I'll just let mommy discover that on her own. :) I swear it wasn't me! Must be that potty mouth mommy! Either that or somehow my daughter read Jinni's LJ. LOL

Comments

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

My first swear was dammit. I didn't start with the F word until I saw "The Shining" with Jack Nicholson.

[satyrnfive.livejournal.com]

*sniffles* Kids are just growing up so damn fast.

[kaylashay81]

...and now you can embarass her when she's ready to go on that first date.

I don't really know what my first cuss was... I still get that embarassed feeling if I say cuss words in front of my parents. Damn conscious. Although, knowing my dad, it was probably the phrase, "Damn bastards!"

Although, I do know that my brother's first spoken word was "shit". He picked that up when my uncle was babysitting him and he got a case of baby diahrea... :-D

[satyrnfive.livejournal.com]

First date embarassment material will be at hand later. I just got digital prints done of every pic I have of my daughter. Even those crazy "naked baby" ones that all kids fear.

I don't really cuss either but sometimes I find myself doing at home sometimes when my daughter decides to do crazy things like climb onto the table and pour pepsi onto a box of comics from the 1960's or randomly kicks me in the crotch while watching TV. Let me assure it doesn't feel good at all. :o

Other than that I quit doing it since I don't want to encourage it in my store. And when I do people get shocked as hell. :)

[azraelz-angel.livejournal.com]

Fuck just happens to be my favorite word. There are so many ways it can be used. But I will have to admit it isn't a good word for an almost 2 year old daughter to be throwing around. Although I would have probably peed myself when she went from 'Fuck, fuck, fuck' to 'Fucker'! *dies*

My favorite 'me as a child' cussing story is:
When I was like 4 my mom dropped something in the kitchen and said 'shit'. Well I promptly started throwing down my books and yelling 'shit'. I did this everywhere I could get my hands on something to throw down. Gotta love kis, right?

Best of luck getting her to stop! Hey, it'll be a great story you can laugh about with her later...much later in life.

[jinnifanfic.livejournal.com]

Either that or somehow my daughter read Jinni's LJ. LOL

*sniffs haughtily* You tryin' to say that I've got a potty-mouth when I write? :P

[almightyjuju.livejournal.com]

I promise I didn't teach her that particular four letter word! "Alice" is a five letter world, so nanner nanner. As for tonight, I was off getting drunk with Tim, I promise. As for Wed.... I am still behind on Lost. Why? I dunno, ask your wife about how her workmates like to change locks on their roomates and leave them out on the street with only the clothes on their back, while all their posessions are in a house that they can't access. ;P