Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Tuesday I gave [livejournal.com profile] tthjinni a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In April I gave [livejournal.com profile] joehundredaire a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last month I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] jinnifanfic (-10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (353 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!

Sincerely,
satyrnfive

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Porn and blood...hope Jinni likes at least one of those. :)

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I punched [livejournal.com profile] laney_1974 in the arm (-10 points). Last Thursday I pushed [livejournal.com profile] malana in the mud (-17 points). In May I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last week I set [livejournal.com profile] empressvesica's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Saturday I helped [livejournal.com profile] ladylassair see the light (8 points).

Overall, I've been nice (615 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!

Sincerely,
satyrnfive

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Boy, I guess you're just a nice guy... Here you go:

a wagon

...and I didn't know what kind of Lego Set you would like, so I went with this:

Lego Set
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