The Sweetest Movie Plot Ever

[satyrnfive]

Random Post #456. This is why I don't get work done. We just came up with this a few minutes ago. :)

The Chafing

An innocent school teacher is subject to a daring experimental operation. A crotch transplant. What he doesn't know is that his transplanted crotch came from a serial killer and he now uncontrollably screws people to death!

Comments

[avamclean.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

...

Awesome.

[satyrnfive.livejournal.com]

Seems like a summer blockbuster to me. :)

[strangevisitor7.livejournal.com]

Your mind is a scary place but very creative [g]

[satyrnfive.livejournal.com]

I can't take full credit. I was at my store and my 3 year old was with me. She climbed onto a folding table and walked down to where a friend was sitting and started to walk/jump onto his lap. He grabbed her before she had launched herself onto his unmentionables. Another guy across from him was on a laptop and said the laptop cost more so it would be better if she jumped on his crotch. To which I said you can always get another computer but you can't get another crotch. And it devolved from there. :) Makes perfect sense right?

[strangevisitor7.livejournal.com]

LOL! Actually those types of conversations are where the crack comes from!

[azraelz-angel.livejournal.com]

WTF is right!

I don't know that I would be able to watch that movie. It's like the episode of Angel where Lindsay gets that 'evil' hand transplant and his evil hands wants to kill, kill, kill. *snickers*

That's just too much. I'd be equally parts horrified and amused at the same time!

[satyrnfive.livejournal.com]

I don't know that I could watch it either...it would be too much like watching some guy getting punched in the crotch over and over. Too painful to watch. But I'll sell the movie rights for a reasonable fee. :)