Random Post #456. This is why I don't get work done. We just came up with this a few minutes ago. :)

The Chafing

An innocent school teacher is subject to a daring experimental operation. A crotch transplant. What he doesn't know is that his transplanted crotch came from a serial killer and he now uncontrollably screws people to death!
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From: [identity profile] satyrnfive.livejournal.com


I can't take full credit. I was at my store and my 3 year old was with me. She climbed onto a folding table and walked down to where a friend was sitting and started to walk/jump onto his lap. He grabbed her before she had launched herself onto his unmentionables. Another guy across from him was on a laptop and said the laptop cost more so it would be better if she jumped on his crotch. To which I said you can always get another computer but you can't get another crotch. And it devolved from there. :) Makes perfect sense right?

From: [identity profile] strangevisitor7.livejournal.com


LOL! Actually those types of conversations are where the crack comes from!
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